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At first glance you’re like, “That’s hilarious!” And then you think — “Dogs don’t need vests”, but then you think — “Why do I think dogs float?”, and then you think — “They probably don’t. This is actually a good idea.” Of course by you, I mean we.
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CloseAt first glance you’re like, “That’s hilarious!” And then you think — “Dogs don’t need vests”, but then you think — “Why do I think dogs float?”, and then you think — “They probably don’t. This is actually a good idea.” Of course by you, I mean we.
Handle strap to pick them up. Fully locked in buckle straps for the perfect fit. And for the little ones, a ‘Woof’ amplifier which makes their bark sound like a T-Rex. (One of the last three statments are not true).
SIZE | LENGTH | WEIGHT | GIRTH |
---|---|---|---|
S | 28-33cm | 7-9kg | 66cm |
M | 33-40cm | 9-22.5kg | 71cm |
L | 40-48cm | 18-31.5kg | 76cm |
XL | 48cm+ | 31.5kg | 83cm |
Length: Place measuring tape between the dog's shoulder blades to the base of their tail.
Weight: Weigh the dog to make sure the weight lines up with the guide above.
Girth: Place measuring tape on the dog's stomach and measure the girth.
*Note this size chart is only a guide.